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Miracle Max was a miracle worker, or a medicine man, who was played by Billy Crystal in "The Princess Bride."


  • "Why would you want a Miracle Man the King's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you want me to miracle."
  • "True love is the greatest thing on Earth - except for an MLT, a mutton, lettuce, and tomato, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They're so perky. I love that."
  • "It only so happens your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between all dead and mostly dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well there's only one thing you can do... Go through his pockets and look for loose change!"
  • "Have fun storming the castle!"

Interesting Info[]

  • The Miracle Max scene was pretty much all created on the spot.