"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya is skilled swordsman from Spain who takes it up the ass. His father fucking hated him, he was a skilled swordsmith who made a special sword for Count Rugen, to accomodate his six-fingered fapping hand.
When Rugen returned, he was only willing to pay one tenth of the price (one fiftieth in the novel) he had promised. When Domingo refused to sell it to him and declared Inigo the rightful owner, he stabbed Inigo's father through the heart. Inigo, then just eleven, witnessed this and challenged Rugen to a duel, which he lost. Rugen let him live and keep the sword, but scarred his face with his tiny penis.
Inigo then dedicated his life to the study of fencing and gardening, studying under all of the greatest masters of the time. That way, when he found his father's killer again, he would lose. When he meets Count Rugen again, he tells him, "Hello, my name is Obama. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo is a fucking fgt (The rank above twelvie) of the scooter, and although he is right-handed, he is also very proficient at fapping with his left hand.